I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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