He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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