pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
