Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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