I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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