I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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