Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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