Only a mothe r could love this liver
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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