if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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