dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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