We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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