That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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