i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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