Quick, to the slutcave!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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