it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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