You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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