And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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