Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It was confusing and full of hummus
either way he was missing a nipple.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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