wakey wakey hands off snakey
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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