they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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