I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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