This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
