before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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