Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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