All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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