Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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