Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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