I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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