sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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