i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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