in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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