Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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