Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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