Yo dont text me then not text me
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize