i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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