But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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