What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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