He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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