You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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