Duck Duck Cougar?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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