Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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