Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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