I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize