Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it hurts more in the daytime
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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