the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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