i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He felt like a one man threesome
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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