ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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