fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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