do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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