You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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