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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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