That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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