Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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