Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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