I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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